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Joke of the Day

"*walks in on son making batman & iron man action figures kiss* wtf? ""dad i can explain"" u should never EVER mix the dc & marvel universes"

"Some inmates claimed Blackbeard was best... but I don't believe in cons' piracy theories."

"Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a snowman. Doctor: Keep cool !"

"""Why's everyone so afraid of clowns?"" Well.. You know what they say about big feet."

"I'm not one to brag about my financial skills, but my credit card company calls me almost every day to tell me my balance is outstanding. ~ Rob DenBleyker (Cyanide & Happiness)"

"I saw a list of what things cost in the 1930s. Great Depression or not, I find it hard to believe people couldn't afford a 20 cent steak."

"A bit too dark possibly. The war in Vietnam started in 1955 and in 2015 The Charlie was finally massacred."

"Ugh man, I hate when pornos try to have a story. Don't act all surprised dude, just do her."

"What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow? Slush Puppies"

"My doctor recommended that I should stab an unsuspecting coworker, or do some anger management or something."