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Joke of the Day

"nothing is funny anymore becuase nothing is normal anymore. i saw a pigeon on the subway today and thought ""how did a pigeon make $2.75"""

"I saw the army of Lichtenstein the other day. He was a really nice guy."

"School is like a boner, long and hard... Unless you're Asian..."

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh"

"So I was at the bar the other night exchanging pleasantries with an attractive woman. She said she would like to read my palm... Okay! She takes my hand and asks... ""Do you come here often?"""

"How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool? You ask them to leave."

"relationships are like farts too much force will result in shit"

"So I saw a truck called 'The Morse Deliverers' reversing yesterday, For some reason it just kept on saying 'S'"

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? It's an obscure number, you have probably never heard of it."

"Where did the hamburger meet the cheeseburger? At the meat ball."