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Joke of the Day

"Man reading a book: hot Man with a baby: hot Man reading a book to a baby: hold me back my ovaries have exploded."

"Everyone had heard of the Ronald McDonald house for abused children..... Now they're opening the tempura house for lightly battered women."

"If a regular frog says ""ribbit,"" what does a horny frog say? ""Rubbit."""

"Little sister to brother in bed: ""Hey, you are better at this than Daddy."" ""Yes, Mummy says so too!"""

"So, what's the suspension like on one of these? Does it have good road handling? What's the spring rate? ~ me, bra shopping"

"Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds? Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie."

"My sister was with two men in one night. She could hardly walk after that. Can you imagine? Two dinners!"

"Wanna hear a terrorist joke? Israeli good.."

"The dinosaurs died for our sins."

"Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? To get to the same side."