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Joke of the Day
"What's a pirates favourite letter? P, because without it they're irate"
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"The day Adele decides to crowd surf is the day we learn who her real fans are"
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"TIFU when my parents weren't home. turns out it is really hard getting your dick out of a dvd once you get erect"
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"One of my favorite things about raps music is the fun ethnic code words they use for everyday things like money & women. I'm learning a lot!"
"What is white and gold and black and blue? A blonde in a physically abusive relationship. See you guys in hell."
"The best part of necrophilia You don't have to bring flowers"
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"They say Kurt Cobain had two blue eyes.... one blew on to the wall, the other blew through the window"