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Joke of the Day

"phlegm I used to work in a seafood restaurant where my specialty was clam chowder. I got fired when I got over my cold"

"Ironically, I hate people who say ""like us on Facebook""."

"I blur that line between ""not a morning person"" and ""serial killer."""

"What's the best song to send to your father on Father's Day? *I'm Glad You Came*"

"In the case of emergencies, why are women and children evacuated first? So that men can think for a solution in silence."

"A kiss makes my day. Anal makes my whole week."

"How many A.D.D kids does it take to change a lightbulb? WANNA RIDE BIKES?"

"Chuck Norris *hates* Raymond."

"People who like trance music are very persistent They don't techno for an answer."

"I heard if you went on a diet.. you could end world hunger."