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Joke of the Day
"JOCKEY: ""Watch me whip"" HORSE: ""Watch me neigh neigh"""
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"I asked a homeless woman if I could take her home. She shyly said yes.... so I took her cardboard box and left."
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"Fade Away by Peter Out"
"iknowlimit: Ultimate Avengers 2 - Rise of the Panth http://iknowlimit.blogspot.in/2012/06/ultimates-avengers-2-rise-of-panther-or.html THIS IS ABOUT MOVIE AVENGERS"
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