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Joke of the Day
"Apparently, saying ""make it a double"" followed by an awkward wink doesn't work at the pharmacy."
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"Why did the lonely man work on his days off? (X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company."
"Her: I like your facial hair Me: I like YOUR facial hair (FLIRTING IS HARD)"
"Why is 77 better than 69? You get eight more"
"who has two thumbs and loves stupid bets?? not me i lost mine in a bet"
"What do gay horses eat?? Haaaayyyy!!"
"If Tom Brady joined Nickelback... They'd become 30 cents."
"It's impossible to describe why u are angry at a parent without sounding like a lunatic. ""They wanted me to eat salad! Can u believe that?"""
"What's the difference between when you're hungry and when you're horny Where you put the cucumber."
"Not really a joke, but I thought of a way to diss three people at once. When you see someone's baby the first time, say ""so your mom did tell you how to make ugly babies"""