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Joke of the Day

"*me, at high school prom Me: So, you wanna dance? Her: Definitely! M: Can you tell me why?"

"I have two problems in my life. My math sucks."

"A guy really wants to make it in Hollywood.. So he starts cleaning his room desperately. His mate: ""What are you doing man?"" Him: "" I am dusting off man.."""

"A vegan, a few crossfitters and a bunch of atheists are coming over for Easter There's no joke, I just thought you all should know"

"My boss got hit by a car while I was on my way to the wishing well so yes, I do have some spare change."

"Have you guys heard the story about the butter? You know what, never mind. I don't want to spread it around."

"What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare? He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos."

"Did you blow Bubbles when you were a kid? well he is back in town, wants you to hook up."

"Some of my proudest moments have been when a website told me my password was ""Very Strong."""

"How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate it's tit a lot"