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Joke of the Day

"*me, at high school prom Me: So, you wanna dance? Her: Definitely! M: Can you tell me why?"

"Fifth Third Bank? I don't think you understand how to number things, which is something I generally look for in a bank."

"After reading about Rihanna's thug life tattoo, I think we all owe Chris Brown an apology."

"I used to steal jokes of comedians. I still do, but I used to too."

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It's going to take me a minute to get hard - I just got laid by a chick."

"Say ""beer can"" with an Australian accent. You just said ""bacon"" with a Jamaican accent"

"Hey online media: ""Comfortability"" isn't a word. The noun you're looking for is ""comfort."" And it doesn't need you to give it a fancy hat."

"What type of shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans"

"What do you get when you put 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a room together? 100 cunts that don't do dick."

"What idiot called it a rhyme book & not rapping paper"