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"I can be up bright or early. Pick one."
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"What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association"
"Muslims in the U.S.A [Removed]"
"I had sex last night with a girl who had to be in control of every damn thing. It was my first time having anal sex."
"I masturbate with soap... Just thought I'd come clean."
"Just bought a medical alert bracelet that says ""probably just shitfaced."""
"Where does biggest potato grow? Under the ground."
"If you want to find a cure for stupid, take a tissue sample from people who call and request songs they're already playing 50 times a day."
"Donald Trump on Twitter: ""The Theater has always been a safe place"" Abraham Lincoln: ""Dude"""
"What do we want? A 2016 calendar! When do we want it? Late 2015!"