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Joke of the Day
"Police say Oscar Pistorius is a flight risk. How? Does he also have a pair of propeller feet?"
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"Overheard at the coffee shop: 'i think that guy is listening to our conversation'"
"""Weather on the 1s, Traffic on the 3s, We Hate You on the 2s, 4s, 5s, 6s, 7s, 8s, 9s, 10s, 11s, and 12s."""
"Had to dump my Amish girlfriend.... she drove me buggy."
"Girl, are you the New Deal? Because I can feel my infrastructure expanding."
"Why people hate Billy Mays jokes because they're corny."
"Sorry I handed you a broom when you asked for a ride."
"police codes 472: loitering 213: man with horse eyes 304: gnarly dirtbike 94: breaking & entering 834: dog smoking weed 58: sexy loitering"
"I hate when movies say ""May contain nudity."" Well does it doesn't it? I don't want to waste my time."
"The most terrifying question a woman can ask a man is: Notice anything different?"