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Joke of the Day
"Police say Oscar Pistorius is a flight risk. How? Does he also have a pair of propeller feet?"
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"I heard fish is good for your brain but now I can't get the smell out of my hair"
"Inception (2010) - Five men and one woman plot to nap on a plane."
"They say you have safety in numbers... Sure, tell *that* to 6,000,000 Jews. [Source](http://youtu.be/Rzb_p1mRW1M?t=4m48s) I really recommend watching the entire video though, it's hilarious."
"I introduced my girlfriend to my family today. My kids really liked her but my wife seemed mad."
"Do you know any columbine jokes? I guess I'll give it a shot"
"Thanks Autocorrect, I did want to bang her braids out."
"How do you get a Catholic Nun to have sex? Dress her up like an altar boy"
"A is a Canadian's favourite chord.. ..but Am is a pedophile's."
"No one thinks the screenshot of your text messages are as funny as you do. No one."