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Joke of the Day

"Why can't women read maps? Only the male mind can comprehend the concept of one inch equaling a mile."

"What is the difference between Digg and Reddit? People can Voat."

"THEY SAY CHRIS BROWN GOT WORST TATTOO EVER! NO AGREE! DRUNK HULK THINK TATTOO GOT WORST PERSON EVER!"

"I'll agree to almost anything if you set a cupcake in front of me. I won't be listening. Because...cupcake."

"Walk into a pawn shop with a ponytail & a handlebar mustache & they treat you like Ray Liotta walking thru that restaurant in Goodfellas"

"I'd tell you a good chemistry joke but all the good ones argon."

"A boy says to his step-dad ""You're not my real dad"", and his step-dad says ""you're right, because I'm here right now""."

"So, a friend of the bride gives her a wedding gift... It is an Elsa mug. Why? Cause she should have let him go."

"Accidentally dropped a magic mushroom in my cats litter box & now he's laying across the driveway staring at the stars & quoting Kierkegaard"

"How do you cure a Polish heroin addict? Give him a plastic spoon"