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Joke of the Day

"What does a goose do What can a goose do, that a duck can't, and that your lawyer should ? Stick his bill up his ass."

"3 men were on a boat.. And all they had were 4 cigarettes. Unsure on what to do, one of them throws a cigarette overboard. Now the boat was a cigarette lighter."

"If it weren't for double standards, some people would have no standards at all."

"I heard OJ Simpson was getting married again. He's gonna take another stab at it."

"I painted my computer black so it would run faster. Now it doesn't work. Then I painted my computer white so it would work. Now the whole system is corrupt."

"She pays in all ones because her father taught to always ask for small bills. Her father was a bank robber."

"What do you call the entrance to a brothel? Hodor"

"Hello. It's me. I was wondering if after all this time you still had all the money you owe me."

"People tell me filling animals with helium is bad.. But i say whatever floats your goat."

"I don't see why Trump says we don't win anymore. We did win the Superbowl."