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Joke of the Day

"For every 10,000 references to incest in the GOT books George RR Martin gets to add another R to his name. (He was born Geoge Matin.)"

"[looking at pics] Where's that? -Hawaii Where's that? -Jamaica Daddy where was I? -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'?"

"What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spectator."

"What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant."

"What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors? He has a reptile dysfunction."

"How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb? Juan."

"Establish dominance by licking the spoon and then putting it back in the mashed potatoes at Thanksgiving dinner."

"Congratulations to Steve Jobs for being cancer free for 1 year!"

"What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands? ""I literally can't even."""

"I can't wish my mom a Happy Mothers Day because she doesn't have Facebook. \_()_/ "