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Joke of the Day

"Victim (to mugger): But my watch isn't any good it only has sentimental value. Mugger: That's all right. I'm sentimental."

"Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail? It was important not to fall off the wagon."

"Two FBI agents search an office and find a hard drive with ""KGB"" on it... One of the agents asks the other, ""Why didn't they just write '1 TB' instead?"""

"Do you know why Moon rocks taste better than Earth rocks? Because they are a little meteor!"

"Straight dudes should be fine with Gays It takes away two hot men from the dating pool And two ugly women."

"I have a huge fear of elevators... I've started taking steps to avoid it."

"Melania Trump is so dumb... She couldn't get a degree if her own husband opened a university. (edit: word)"

"Why did the piglets get in trouble in their biology class? They ate all the specimens."

"Sarah Palin used ""refudiate"" in a sentence. I think she needs to studiate her vocabulade before she pontifitalks on the televade."

"What is the longest sentence that a man can make? I do."