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Joke of the Day

"German women love me... I'm a ladies man. I saw this fine German woman. I didn't even have to chat her up for her to hastily give me her number. It was easy to remember 999 9999."

"Did U hear they're remaking 'Dirty Dancing' & Miley Cyrus is gonna play the abortion."

"Did you hear the one about the phoney Cupid? He was totally bow-gus!"

"Recently scientist found an actual biographical journal of Rip Van Winkle And the rest is history"

"Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A: 'ell if I know."

"Why don't they let Pakistanis take corners in soccer? Because they'll set up a shop."

"regardless means without regard irregardless means the same as regardless except you never had any English classes"

"Naked and Afraid but it's just you in someone else's bathroom with a toilet that won't flush"

"Doing United States puzzle with 7 when he tells me that ""Alabama should be called Mr. Sippi since it's next to Mrs. Sippi."""

"Jesus sits down at the Last Supper with his disciples. He rises and addresses them: ""I'm the son of God."" ""No way!"" they say. ""Yahweh."""