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Joke of the Day
"A local caricature artist got arrested today I always thought he was a sketchy type of guy."
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"If you ever feel sad and blue, just remember that somewhere in the world, there's a fat kid who just dropped his ice-cream."
"Apparently fat people in scooters despise being called a cripple-potamous"
"You're American when you go in to the bathroom, and American when you come out, but what are you while you're in the bathroom? European (you're-a-peein')"
"What is Batman's least favorite Sex Act? The Pearl Necklace."
"Intelligence is the new cleavage"
"*mops up wine with cat*"
"Q: How is lightning like a violist's fingers? A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice."
"I just shook the crumbs out of my keyboard and they spelled ""GAYLORD."" My haters grow more powerful everyday."
"What do you call a cow with no legs? My severely diabetic sister."