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Joke of the Day

"Rig Sour punch straw contest http://flavors.sourpunch.com that is the link. Make a Kiwi Flavor with Super Sour topping Named Hobae"

"I sell balloons for 10p each or if you want them blown up it's 15p. I've adjusted the price to allow for inflation."

"Using my good looks and charm i will gain the trust of an orangutan to have it become my personal kush consultant & legal guardian."

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? ""ghughgugjjch"""

"A guy walks into a bar He has a frog on his shoulder, the bartender says Hey where'd ya get that? The frog says it started out as a wart on my ass."

"Did you know? If you laid out all of your veins and arteries... ...you would die."

"If you want to keep a secret from me, write it and send it to me as a Facebook event invitation."

"What did little Suzy spy with her little eye? A cataract."

"I like my steak like I like my women. White and domineering."

"What do you call an extremely flamboyant loaf of bread? A faggette"