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Joke of the Day

"Rig Sour punch straw contest http://flavors.sourpunch.com that is the link. Make a Kiwi Flavor with Super Sour topping Named Hobae"

"Smoking causes a huge financial burden that's shared by all of us, so it only makes sense that they get a bunch of extra five minute breaks."

"Why did Liberace like playing the piano? Because he sucked on the organ."

"Being Mute. Being mute means never having to say you're sorry."

"Why did George Lucas Cross The Road? To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80."

"I just saw a Koi Fish that had a white guy tattooed on it"

"I had sex in an elevator.. It was awesome on so many levels!"

"WANTED: Someone to follow me around and whisper ""You're an adult"" every few minutes."

"I ate a big cheeseburger for lunch and my heart started going really fast, so I'm counting it as an hour at the gym."

"What do you tell a smelly Japanese person? Takashawa."