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Joke of the Day

"What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!, I'm gay."

"I'm not totally useless, I can be used as a bad example."

"*guy getting eaten by a shark* Guy: I just wanted to say I'm Vegan. Shark, spitting him out: Wtf man. I had you in my mouth & everything."

"Canadian Tinder users are 56% male, 44% female and 33% holding a fresh trout"

"Halloween is the perfect time to trick people into believing you aren't really going to use that ice pick you're carrying around."

"What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection? ""Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"""

"The older I get, the more I watch Ferris Bueller and root for him to get caught."

"Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans"

"""We don't serve time travelers here"" A time traveler walks into a bar."

"A cabbage and a carrot get into a race, who wins? The cabbage, it's a head"