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Joke of the Day

"With all the hate about the black clone trooper He is a clone of Jango Fett brother, Django Fett. http://pmcvariety.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/star-wars-teaser.png?w=670&h=351&crop=1"

"I named my boobs... I named my boobs All and Hell, 'cause when my bra comes off All Hell breaks loose."

"Me: Hey, look, I can't stay long, I've got a cab downstairs. Her: You took a cab? Me: I'm gonna give it back!"

"A short one for classical musicians I once owned a frying pan that once belonged to the great Leopold Stokowski. It was non-stick."

"My friend threw his watch in the trash. ""Stop!"" I told him, ""You're wasting time!"""

"I'll think of a good herb joke... When I have some thyme"

"CLEARLY CHEATING A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."""

"What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI? It never ends."

"I dated a midget once, we were in love.. I was nuts over her."

"Why are Russians such bad pilots? Because they're always Stalin. Thank you, good night."