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Joke of the Day

"An Elvis impersonator had to cancel a show because he got some terrible family news. He was all shook up"

"I heard that if you give Obama a prostrate massage The world will be at your finger tips."

"How many instruments do you have to be terrible at before you start playing the triangle?"

"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a thief? Nothing."

"What did the banana say to the vibrator? A: Why are YOU shaking? She's going to eat me!"

"I have two tear drop tattoos (one for each time I waved at a person who was waving to someone behind me)"

"Your body is a temple. Congrats on the expanding congregation!"

"Daughter is acting so rude I'm not sure she's even mine. Think my wife may have cheated on me with YouTube's comments section."

"*Gets 500 word angry text from ex *responds, you mad bro?"

"A True Nymphomaniac Convention. Everyone came."