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Joke of the Day

"I dont care what god damned color forest it came from just give me the god damn ham"

"If you could choose between having a girlfriend and owning the new playstation what would be your first game?"

"The first rule of elevator club is don't talk to other members of elevator club."

"There is an American Olympic diver named ""Steele Johnson"". He could have a great job in adult films with that name..."

"Time traveller: I'm from the future Me: prove it *he pulls out next weeks newspaper* Me: nice try, they've already invented newspapers"

"Whenever I'm bored, I call one of my parents and ask them to describe how the internet works."

"Did you hear about the Mexicans that robbed the train museum? I don't know why they did it but they must have had a pretty 'loco' motive."

"I do 8 sit-ups every mornin'. Might not sound like much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button. Merica."

"Have you ever seen the inside of an ac compressor? It's really cool."

"Ok everyone enough of your ""family"" time to come back to the internet. We are your real family."