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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a very cold vodka? Absolut Zero"
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"I realized I needed an altitude adjustment... ...so I booked the next flight out of town."
"Three-legged dog A three-legged dog walks into a saloon and says to the bartender, ""I'm lookin' fer the guy who shot my paw."""
"Why did the feminist get fired from Subway? Because she refused to make a sandwich"
"A science major says ""What's it made of?"" An engineering major says ""How is it made?"" An arts major says... ""Would you like fries with that?"""
"Why couldn't the life guard save the hippie? He was too far out, man."
"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine. Why was seven afraid of eight? Induction."
"Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks? They get a hole in one!"
"We are all part of the ultimate statistic ten out of ten die."
"I don't want Harriet Tubman on my $20's I don't want them to be worth 3/5 of their value"