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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a very cold vodka? Absolut Zero"
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"At first I couldn't get used to all the plants in my living room... But I think I started growing into it."
"Test post, do not click. You suck at following directions."
"What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield? Its arsehole."
"""How old is your girlfriend?"" ""She's52"" ""Haha, dude, she could be your mom!"" ""Yeah, actually it's yours"""
"If someone walks in on you hatching your evil plan, just tell them you were rubbing in some hand moisturizer."
"Someone told me that when there is a tornado, to hide in a location without windows. Such as a bathroom or basement. Replied that an Apple store would work as well."
"A Jewish kid.... asks his dad for ten dollars. His dad replies, ""Eight dollars? What do you need five dollars for?"""
"when I was little, I drugged the milk to catch Santa. Next morning I found my dad passed out on the stairs. Well played Santa.."
"Local video store is offering a chance to win free iPads, so naturally, I reported them as spam."