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"Why did Medusa order pizza? Her boyfriend was stoned."
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"""How can this idiot possibly be elected as president?"" Says a nation that hasn't gotten over the death of a gorilla in 6 months."
"The man who invented Velcro has died. RIP."
"I made a company that disguises land mines as prayer mats... Prophets are through the roof"
"Praying mantis walks up to his buddies with no head, ""Guess who got laid last night?"""
"R.I.P Dense Water Vapour. You will always be mist."
"Do you want to know what's really annoying? [deleted]"
"Kids today will never know the joy of being selected to go outside to dust the erasers."
"What's crude and beneath most Canadians? America"
"What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich? Everything. These two objects have nothing in common."