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Joke of the Day

"One way to find out if you're old is to fall down in front of a group of people. If they laugh, you're young, if they panic, you're old."

"There was a huge accident on the freeway today involving two Astro Vans filled with Mexican families... ... Over 100 people were involved in the accident..."

"Age is just the number of hours I'm hungover for."

"What's Jared's favorite side dish? Megan slaw"

"Cat with 16 lives There was a cat with 16 lives. It was run over by a 4x4 and it died."

"Did you hear about the cheese that exploded? There was debrie everywhere."

"When suffering from insomnia I either count sheep or ask my GF how her day was."

"There's currently a thin shell of space, hurtling through the solar system at 67,000 mile per hour, in which boners must be blurred. ""Japan"""

"imagined Beyonce taking a dump and it ruined my morning"

"Offensively sexual** Whats the worst part about eating hairless pussy? You have to put the diaper back on after."