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Joke of the Day

"I'm so drunk right now I just walked into Canadian customs and shouted ""Why y'all checkin' me?! Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!"""

"Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas and Halloween? Because OCT 31 = DEC 25."

"If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on earth."

"A 6'-6"" guy doesn't scare me, but my 5'-1"" wife does, if you were looking for inspiration to get married."

"The problem with seducing someone via text, is you sometimes end up wrapping your warm moth, or mother around his troubling clock"

"3 Jokes in one A gypsy with no siblings, came home from work and had a shower."

"Why did the dyslexic Italian prisoner of war never get rescued? Because when his commanding officer read his letter saying he was now a WOP, it was assumed that he had expatriated."

"I used to speak in Fleetwood Mac quotes, but I stopped... ...and I'm never going back again."

"Who drives away all of his customers? A taxicab driver."

"Think about a future where humanity has no choice but to leave earth. It's unsettling"