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Joke of the Day

"Duracel bunny arrested He was charged with battery"

"Two blondes and a stripper walk into a bar. The second blonde should have seen it coming. The stripper usually does."

"A Farmer and his cows A farmer counted his Cows before taking them to auction and counted 196 of them. But when he rounded them up, he had 200."

"If you're on a motorized cart, I can't tell if you're disabled or just obese and lazy."

"What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes? I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)"

"What did the prostitute say to her client? ""It's a business doing pleasure with you."""

"Whenever an automatic hand dryer doesn't turn on for me, I like to think my diet is really working."

"Recently I felt Funny and came over Queasy... At which point I was told to leave the local theatre adaption of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."

"Hubs: How long has your car been doing that? Me: ? Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight? Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights."

"What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean? A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace ""liberals"" with pretty much anything."