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Joke of the Day

"Most populated places in the world: 1. China 2. India 3. United States 4. Indonesia 5. Friend Zone 6. Hell"

"What does a death row inmate get after their last meal? Their just desserts."

"i was about to smoke a joint in the park but then i saw a sign that said ""keep off the grass"" and felt judged."

"This girl wanted me to take her somewhere nice to eat so I said, ""How about sonic?"" She said, ""That's not somewhere nice"" I said, ""It is if you go in a nice car."""

"Vaginas are like the weather If its wet, its time to go inside."

"What concert costs 45 cents? 50 cent featuring nickelback"

"Einstein wrote a theory about Space... It was about time too!"

"I don't understand why, with all the modern technology we have, objects in the mirror can't be the exact size as they appear"

"My friend just told me I don't know how to make jokes. That's shit because I once sent ten of my puns to an online contest. No, they didn't make it to the finals... No pun in ten did."

"My dog used to chase people on a bike It got so bad I had to take away his bike.."