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Joke of the Day

"This girl wanted me to take her somewhere nice to eat so I said, ""How about sonic?"" She said, ""That's not somewhere nice"" I said, ""It is if you go in a nice car."""

"A recent study shows 50% of people think that people who can't spell are idiots .. The other 50% said ""that's ridiclious!"""

"It's impossible to beat God in gymnastics. He always wins the all-around."

"That show Scrubs is bullshit. Not one person in this hospital joined in my song and dance number."

"Why didn't the Mexican go now hunting? Because he didn't habanero."

"The most massive object of our entire supercluster Hey, you're like the Great Attractor Thanks man No I mean like you're the heaviest thing in the known universe"

"Many English names are derived from occupations, like Fletcher (arrow maker), Cooper (barrel maker), or Cunningham (tricky pig)."

"10 Ways to disguise Click Bait! Edit:Thnx for the gold stranger :)"

"Why do Jewish men watch porn backwards? So they can see the hooker hand the money back."

"My father wants me to treat him like a king So I stabbed him while he was sleeping. The succession line has to go on, dad."