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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi"
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"""Dad"" said Fred to his father who was a bank robber. ""I need $50 for the school trip tomorrow."" ""OK son"" said his dad ""I'll get you the cash when the bank closes."""
"[trapped on a patch of ice that's melting in the Arctic ocean] [rubs Genie bottle] ""can you hook me up with some wifi?"""
"Nothing makes me more proud of my son's sense of humor, than when he asks me for help with his algebra homework."
"What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley"
"Why is the Doctor an excellent chef? He's a Thyme Lord"
"Snooki's kind of like Hurricane Sandy... She's large, slow-moving, an has blown just about everyone in the Jersey Shore."
"Apparently there's a voluntary organization trying to gain legal rights for apes. I guess you could say their work is Pro-Bonobo."
"What does the flint water crises and Chicago PD have in common? The amount of lead put into black people. (It was funnier over the radio)"
"What do you give a sick bird ? Tweetment !"