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Joke of the Day

"I'd like to tell you about two things: reverse psychology and recycling. But, nah, Reddit wouldn't wanna hear it..."

"What was the precursor to USB? USA"

"When a woman says, ""I'm NOT crazy"" *clapping her palms together per syllable* That's universal for, ""You're going to die."""

"Beards are a privilege, not a right"

"What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm? How the hell are we going to find any eggs in all this shit!"

"I ap-p-p-p-lied for a j-job as a r-r-r-radio an-n-nouncer. Sh-sh-shame on them, rej-jecting me because I'm b-b-b-black."

"""My first wife didn't have a gag reflex"" Wow that's amazing ""Yeah she never laughed at any of my jokes"""

"TIL Elon Musk has an evil twin that commits crimes every evening. His name is Felon Dusk."

"Why aren't there any introverted suicide bombers? They have a hard time sharing what's inside with strangers."

"CNN: Trump removes screaming baby from rally Fox News: Trump rally interrupted by another unruly, entitled protestor who still lives at home"