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Joke of the Day
"People ask me where I see myself in 5 years. I don't know. I don't have 2020 vision."
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"Q: What's Clinton doing to make Americans happy? A: If you've paid your tax bill and have enough money left to feed your family--you're happy."
"What did the soldier use to season his fries? A salt rifle."
"Marriage: Betting someone half your shit that you'll love them forever."
"Orange Jews. It's very hacidic."
"Why is gambling not allowed in Africa? Because there are too many cheetahs."
"How do you call a dog that likes to be on the Internet? A Labragoogle."
"My Accounting Teacher Told Us This One Today If your debits and credits don't equal, then your assets in jail."
"I always high five black people Because I don't want to leave them hanging."
"""Fuck it"" - guy in charge of naming the hot air balloon"