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Joke of the Day

"when Jason swung that sleeping bag with a girl in it against a tree in Friday the 13th, I bet for a brief moment the girl was like ""wheeee!"""

"I was arrested for washing my pants without taking the cash out of my pockets. They charged me for laundering money."

"Did you know that too much Viagra can also make you confused? Yeah - it happened to this stand-up comic - he told the room ... Thank you very much, I 'll be hard all week ..."

"Which group of people are the best at jazz? The Saxons!"

"I've just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....... I will keep you posted."

"I like my men like I like my coffee: I don't like coffee."

"Google just called, they want to put a camera on your mom... ... they heard she makes it around the block faster than their street view cars."

"So I heard the royal baby was 8 pounds. That's awfully cheap for a human baby."

"How does an ugly guy get the girl? All he needs is game"

"Winter must be the happiest woman on Earth Watching ""Game of Thrones"" made me realize that Winter must be the happiest woman on Earth. She is always coming..."