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Joke of the Day

"Me: guess who i saw today? Batman: who? M: not your parents B: Y do you always do this? M: cause they told me to B: who? M: not your parents"

"What Do People Have In Common With Jellybeans? Nobody likes the black ones."

"Whenever I have a twitter break, I check my job."

"Bear mace is like regular mace but you have to buy it at the maul... Thank you for your time."

"If you make an oriental dizzy.... does he become disoriented?"

"What do you call Mike Tyson on drugs? Methed up"

"What do you call a fish that is good for your bones? An orthopedic sturgeon. :D ?"

"Women who say the quickest way to a mans heart is through his stomach hasn't seen his browser history."

"What did the cop say to his belly button? You're under a vest lol"

"What's the best iPhone app for telling a kid he's adopted?"