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Joke of the Day

"It's like my Mom used to say, always keep a positive pregnancy test around in case you need to ruin a man's life."

"(NASA) HQ: Good launch everyone. Astronaut: Uhh what's that buzzing noise? NASA Prankster: Definitely rocket noise and not bees."

"There's a good chance this chocolate cake will need rape counseling after I'm done."

"What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts? Drops it like it's hot."

"The girl across from me is on the phone to her boyfriend. I regret nodding when she told him she looked terrible."

"What's Brown & Rhymes With Snoop? Dr. Dre"

"When I die I want to invite my college group mates to my funeral and have them bury me So they can let me down one last time"

"What do you call a person who supports abortion yet believes it's murder? A psychopath."

"My friend said he had 10 times more chicks than me Well 10 x 0 is 0."

"Dracula had impeccable hair for a guy who couldn't see himself in a mirror."