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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a night watchman with deep-set self-esteem issues? An insecurity guard "
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"What's the worst thing about owning a dildo farm? Squatters."
"What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies? My Dick."
"What's an author's favorite drink? Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)"
"A nudist colony is where both sexes go... ...to air their differences."
"Nothing says "" My divorce didn't go as planned "" quite like the guy with grocery bags hanging on the sides of his bicycles handlebars"
"Ladies, if all he does is make you cry then maybe you're dating an onion and not a man."
"What ten letter word starts with g-a-s? Automobile."
"Installing home security cameras seemed like a great idea but explaining my dance offs with the dog was something I should've considered."
"My wife said sex with me is like enjoying a piece of Fruit Stripes gum... The best 3 seconds of her life."