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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a night watchman with deep-set self-esteem issues? An insecurity guard "

"I had a turd the other day that looked exactly like George Bush. I shit you not! (It even tried to declare war on me)"

"Don't ever buy your shoes from your drug dealer. I think he laced mine with something, I've been tripping all day"

"A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his ass. The doctor described his condition as stable."

"What did one penis say to the other penis? I just want to belong"

"What do you call a surfer who loves Muhammad? A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

"Wearing sunglasses inside is a great way to let people know that you should be hated unconditionally"

"BREAKING NEWS ON FACEBOOK! Pam wants everyone to know what a great husband Don has been these last 8 years & for making her so very happy!"

"Little Steve runs to his mom ""Mommy mommy, other boys at school are calling me gay all the time"" Mom: ""Why don't you try calling them names too?"" Steve: ""I can't, they're so beautiful"""

"What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they got married? Feyonce"