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Joke of the Day

"Imagine how hard you'd cry if you found out your mom had been eaten by a wolf WHILE you were chopping onions."

"My boss hates when I shorten his name to Dick Especially since his name is Steve"

"What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese? Mi Kase es su Kase."

"How long does it take a Mexican to build a.... And he's done."

"BREAKING: Pot calls kettle ""black"". ""Racial tension at boiling point"" says mayor of kitchen cupboard"

"u chill bro? u enlightened bro? u got the secret bro? u feel the oneness bro? u transcendental bro? u alive bro?"

"*goes to Walgreens for memory pill supplements* *forgets what they're called*"

"Shout out to vegetarians for never having ant problems. All ant scouts find is broccoli crumbs and despair, and who wants to feed on that."

"On Halloween, how do skeletons call their friends? With their iBone."

"Dad, I'm not high I swear! says a kid to his dad, to which the dad replies: ""Five minutes ago, you threw your hamster through the window screaming ""Pikachu, I choose you!"""""