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Joke of the Day

"if you take a selfie at a dad's funeral, his hand will rise up out of the casket and give you bunny ears"

"Why did the turkey cross the road Her didn't want to end up near the sides. PS, happy thanksgiving"

"Look ma, no hands. I was caught shoplifting in Saudi Arabia :("

"Why don't native Americans like snow? Because it's white and all over their land."

"What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume? Give him the sheet music."

"Send your hate mail to me. How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb? You cant count them when its dark"

"Satan is so gay!"

"Did you hear about the fish that walked into the chip shop?? He got battered!!"

"Life is to enjoy with whatever you have with you ;) An old man had 8 hair on his head. He went to a barber shop. Barber in anger asked: Shall i cut or count? Old man smiled and said: ""Colour it!"" :D"

"Who is the original Kardashian? Saint Christopher"