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Joke of the Day
"A battery is like a loner They're both not included in anything"
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"Chemistry, ok. But soulmates? You'd think if our spirits were perfectly matched, they'd be comfortable at the same thermostat setting."
"I asked my priest if it might be a good idea to stop masturbating But he didn't take the hint"
"A skeleton walks into a bar... And tells the bartender, ""I'll have a beer, and a mop."""
"Shout ""out"" to... ...baseball players who have three strikes."
"What do you call a bra that tightens the more you try to take it off? A booby trap!"
"Past, present and future walk into a bar... it was tense"
"I like my violence how I like my beer... Domestic."
"U U U U U U An American's tile rack after a Scrabble game."
"*Dies and goes toward the light* Light: ""I have a boyfriend"""