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Joke of the Day
"I'd offer to help with your website... ...but it's not really my domain."
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"Richmxnd's life."
"The nice thing about getting a pet lobster is that you can always threaten to eat it when your kid stops taking care of it."
"There is no ""I"" in ""team."" But there's an ""I"" in ""Tim,"" and my friend Carlos pronounces it ""team"" so....there"
"What does Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common? They both say ""insert Bill here"""
"What is them difference between a horse and a Harley Davidson? On a Harley, the dick is on the top."
"The 70's called. They built a time phone."
"I like telling people I'm 4 months pregnant so they'll tell me how great I look."
"Why do greeting cards today all play songs & shit? Giving innocent folks migraines & whatnot. Go to hell, today's greeting cards!"
"Why does Japan have a high life expectancy? It is full of anti - occidents"