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Joke of the Day

"3 Elephants jump out of a plane, the first two hit land and the last one hits water. What sound did they make? Bum-bum tssh!"

"Everyone have a Good Friday! ...I'll show myself out"

"I get nervous about DM's asking if it's me in video because: 1. I drink. 2. I sometimes dance when drunk. 3. I'm always white when I dance."

"Life is like a box of chocolates... Most of it sucks."

"What's the difference between an oral thermometer and an anal thermometer? The taste."

"Joke Trade You post a joke, i will (hopefully) make a thread out of it with other jokes or at the very least post One response that is related. Lets trade!"

"The camera adds 10 pounds but a barbershop smock and fluorescent light is more like 25."

"How does every black joke start? By looking over your shoulder."

"Anti joke Why did the boy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a bus"

"Never stop seeking knowledge. It is how we grow as a society. But if you do, go ahead and run for office."