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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a psychiatrist ...and says ""Doctor, help me! Im a wigwam and a teepee!"" The doctor says ""Son. Sit down and relax. You're two tents."""

"I'm angry that only one company makes the game monopoly."

"What does a woman's asshole do when she has an orgasm? Usually I'm working."

"How many German does it take to take down a plane? One. Because he's very efficient and silent while doing it."

"How many Vietnam Veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb? YOU WEREN'T THERE MAN!"

"I don't sign anything without pretending to read it first."

"I just released a new fragrance, and the people on this elevator are not happy about it."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aaron ! Aaron who ! Aaron the barber's floor !"

"So my lesbian neighbours asked me what I wanted for my birthday... They got me a Rolex. I guess they misunderstood when I said ""I wanna watch""."

"Insta before videos: hey look at my sushi ! Insta with videos: hey look at my sushi for 15 seconds !"