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Joke of the Day
"Why does the Empire use Apple? Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for"
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"Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin, it tastes the same but you know it ain't quite right."
"Just once in my life... ...I'd like to get up in the morning and be as excited about it as my dick is."
"I was gonna make a joke about Sodium and Hydrogen but NaH"
"How do you like your juice? I like mine gassy and concentrated."
"Dad cooks deer for dinner and doesn't tell the kids what it is... He gives them a hint ""It's what your mom calls me"" The kids respond ""It's a fucking dick, don't eat it"""
"My dick is like an airplane MH17"
"On Passive-Aggressive Jeopardy, the contestants answer Alex Trebek in the form of rhetorical questions."
"What deal did the undead entrepreneurial cattle farmer advertise? Shit for Brains"
"You know what's the saddest part of North Korea getting hacked? It won't get to see this."