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Joke of the Day

"Don't you hate it when you call a plumber and all he does is eat mushrooms and kill your turtles?"

"Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and David Koresh? A: Koresh only burned 85 people."

"What does Bob Marley put on his toast? Peanut butter and jammin!"

"Just bought a raffle ticket, top prize a Mediterranean cruise. Last week's was a rollover"

"A sure fire way to lose a afternoon, is to help a friend out when he says ""come on it will only take a half hour to fix"""

"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? The canoe occasionally tips."

"If you think you could never kill another human being, you haven't met enough people."

"Dominos dropped the ""pizza"" from its name because they're not legally allowed to call that pizza."

"Password not accepted. I just decided to buy something on-line and I needed to create a new password. I used the word ""mypenis"" but it was not accepted. They said it needed to be longer."

"When there are no volunteers, they get appointed."