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Joke of the Day

"How did the Jewish man take advantage of the wasted girl at the bar? He had her pay his tab!"

"What's bruked, broke, and fucked all over? The country!"

"fyi, drug mule does not mean youll be getting stoned and riding around on a donkey... worst first day ever"

"I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass."

"On a scale of 1 to Osama... How good was the hiding spot?"

"Did you hear about the guy with a jurisprudence fetish? He got off on a technicality..."

"Doctors say eating a piece of Bacon takes 9 mins off your life...if my math is correct i died in 1781"

"Why did the piglets get in trouble in their stained glass class? They stained it with mud."

"Doctors have determined Hillary doesn't have pneumonia Apparently a little girl from Kansas just threw some water on her."

"Whats brown and sticky? anal"