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Joke of the Day
"How did the Jewish man take advantage of the wasted girl at the bar? He had her pay his tab!"
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"I had an idea for a movie plot where a retired CIA agent searches for his kidnapped daughter in Paris... But it turns out that idea was already taken"
"Why do Lannisters hate turtles? Cause they can't stab them in the back"
"A kid with A.D.D. walks in late for class... Look a squirrel!"
"I'm trying to bring a taco into this club...let's see if the bouncer finds it when he frisks me"
"Why are blonde jokes so short? So that men can remember them."
"What's the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted."
"Where do people keep their shampoo? In their shambutt."
"What is black and stuck to the ceiling? A crappy electrician"
"I like to take candy from a kid cause sugar is bad for them. Then, I eat it in front of them while saying, ""don't do this"""