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Joke of the Day
"My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him!"
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"A Limerick There once was a barmaid in Salles, On her chest wrote the price of ale. And on her behind, For the sake of the blind, Was the same information in Braille."
"When people say they work like a dog, I look at mine and think they must mean they just lay around all day and poop wherever they feel like."
"What is a Jamaicans favorite country to visit? Yeahman"
"His wife caught him trying on a white and gold dress... ""it's not what it looks like"", said he"
"Waiter: black pepper? Me: sure Waiter: say when Me: [remembering I have large investments in numerous peppercorn plantations] haha sure"
"Standing in the park, I was wondering why a Frisbee gets larger the closer it gets Then it hit me"
"Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted!"
"You can eat all the Curry you want... Freddie is eating more Curry! Sorry"
"I cheated a guy in poker so he burnt down my house. I guess you could say it was a conflagration"