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Joke of the Day

"Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road? Trick question. There are no roads in Africa."

"THE TASTE OF A NEW GENERATION What do Brittany Spears and PEPSI have in common? They both have plastic juggs."

"If you break up and get back together more than twice, I will not listen or care about your relationship problems you idiot."

"Give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and you'll have to fix the washing machine yourself with YouTube videos"

"[God creating beards] ADAM: God, I don't like my face. GOD: Tell ya what, buddy: I'll cover it in pubes. ADAM: What? That's not GOD: Done."

"Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover? Because only he could pull it off."

"What did the pig call a manuscript? A shoat story."

"Why did the pirate go to Ireland? he thought he was going to Arrrland."

"What's the difference between a woman and bacon....? You can't beat bacon....!"

"Explosive knock knock joke ""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Allah"" ""Allah who?"" ""ALLAHU AKBAR!"""