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Joke of the Day
"I wasn't going to get a brain transplant but, I changed my mind."
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"Life is like a bunch of chocolates It doesn't last long when you're fat."
"Wanna hear my vegetable joke? Nah, It's too corny."
"Did you see the article about Apple buying large, popular websites? Yeah, iReddit."
"What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date? Patient."
"We don't have a chimney but I've assured my children that Santa and anyone else could easily sneak into our home at night."
"Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will track you down... You have my Word"
"My girlfriend and I went to the Renaissance fair and saw a minstrel get cut in the arm He's gonna be okay though, my girlfriend had just the thing to stop the flow of minstrel blood"
"What happens to a tipped cow? They can't MOOve"
"Why did the Windows OS skip from 8 to 10? Because seven, eight, nine."