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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever had sex whilst camping? ...It's fuckin' in*tents*!!!"

"It's important for me to teach my kids to be independent & self-reliant, cause I won't be around forever, especially if I win the lottery."

"Why is a divorce so expensive? Because it is worth it."

"What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails? Snout about!"

"Faberge's Eggs Hey, wife! I've bought the Faberge's eggs. Both..."

"Just Juan How many Mexicans does it take to build a lightbulb?"

"It's a sad moment when you realize the trash goes out more often than you do."

"Picturing all of your organs, just laying there pulsating under your skin, is a pretty terrible way to try to fall asleep."

"Two rabbits were 69ing. One says to the other, ""hang on, I've got a hare in my mouth."""

"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in a microwave until its Bill Withers"