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Joke of the Day

"Cris Cyborg erupts after 'disrespectful' Joe Rogan jokes she has a penis After Rogan and Hinchcliffe suggested she had a penis."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only took one nail to hang the picture of Jesus."

"A boy walks into a butchers and asks for a pound of kidelies Do you mean kidneys? asks the butcher. boy: I said that didelie?"

"Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet? He was looking for pooh."

"Friends invited me to a meteor shower party, but I couldn't make it. They were crushed."

"ME: I'll have the chicken dinner. WAITER: Yes, sir. *throws corn on the floor* Here, chick chick chick. ME: *pecks at the ground* Excellent."

"Whats black and always in the back of a cop car? A seatbelt."

"My ex was an absolute treasure. By treasure, I mean you will need a map and a shovel to find her."

"I bought a fitbit that's connected to the GPS in my car. Even though I punch in coordinates to a restaurant, it always takes me to the gym."

"Do you know why women love zombies? Because zombies love what's on the inside, not the outside!"