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Joke of the Day

"Why do waitresses hate mohels? Because they never leave a tip."

"What do you do to an Elephant with 3 balls? Walk him and pitch to the Rhino."

"TGIF Tongue goes in First"

"What did Hitler say when he rose to power? Give me all Germany. (Ger-money) Yeah I'm sorry. On my way out."

"What is the difference between a computer and a jet airliner About 250 lives, depending on which one crashed."

"cocaine jokes cracks me up all the time"

"A man walks into a bar... A girl says hello....."

"When I search Canadian cats in Google... It just gives me a bunch of lynx."

"The neck pillow I was using on the Greyhound bus turned out to be an adult diaper somebody left on the seat."

"The scariest part of the show ""I didn't know I was pregnant"" is that there are enough of these women to sustain an entire series."